A business owner decides to take a tour around his operation and see how things are going. At the shipping docks he sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walks up to the young man and says, "Son, how much do you make a day?" The guy replies, "$200." The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $200, and tells him to get out and never come back. A few minutes later, a shipping clerk asks the owner...Click here for the punchline.
Did you hear the one about the Fortune 500 CEO who decided he’d take a salary no more than 20 times what his highest-paid employee made? Click here for the punchline.
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