Non-union electrician: "I've worked for this company for eight years, and I've been doing the work of three people. I want a raise!"
Contractor: "I can't give you a raise. But tell me who the other two people are. I'm firing them."
—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!
Contractor: "I can't give you a raise. But tell me who the other two people are. I'm firing them."
—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!