A business looking for office help put a sign in the window saying, "Help Wanted: Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A dog walks in, types out a perfect letter and keys in a flawless spreadsheet. The manager admits that "you’re obviously an intelligent dog with some interesting abilities, but I still can't hire you." When the dog puts his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer, the manager says "you have to be bilingual." The dog looks at the manager calmly and says... Click here for the punchline.