“In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
“Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks’ vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50 percent of salary, and a company car leased every two years... say, a red Corvette?”
“Wow! Are you kidding?”
“Yeah, but you started it.”
—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!